Sunday, March 11, 2012

Car Salesmen

Car Salesmen amuse and frighten me.  Mostly, they frighten me.

They wait, patiently, for the right victim.
They circle, like sharks or piranha.
They have a hungry look in their eyes.
They may have been human, once....
...they are something else now....

Saturday, March 10, 2012


I'm at the dealership, originally to get a lube, but now waiting to see what "that noise" is.
I should've brought my iPad, but noooooooooooo.
I just paid dodge-em in the lot with some salespeople.
My research indicates that standing by a Charger is the fastest way to get a salesman interested in you.
Anyway, I brought a sketch pad, and am trying to use it and not play on my phone.
I decided to attempt breaking from my usual subject and style - I decided to draw a monster of unspeakable evil.

...... I ended up with a creature of mildly indeterminable malevolence.
Sigh. I guess I just don't have it in me.

On the bright side, I appear to have plenty of time...